Uppercase Woman

Still Sick

But! My super cool interview with Moxie of Ask Moxie is up at Type-A Mom. Please go read!

I am going back to sleep now.

In Sickness and in blog... miscellaneous thoughts as jumbled as my head is.

Forgive the pitiful blogging. Turns out that I have a triple infection going on here--sinus, bronchial, and left ear. First ear infection since I was Tori's age. Sigh. Hopefully, antibiotics and steroids will have have me feeling better by Saturday. Cause right now? I feel like SHIT.

Thanks for the kind wishes. It helps.

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Many of you have asked to see photos of the place in the mountains. Well, we've decided to rent it out when we aren't using it (cheap! email me if you are interested), so I did a nice photo essay of it. And a video tour. Enjoy. Includes a quick shot of Tori for you folks demanding Tori video. :) And, if you look closely, a topless Charlie. Special notes: the super cool coffee table? A $25 Craig's List find (it's all oak too). Also, the odd lawn used to be an in-ground pool that's been filled in (with dirt).

Seriously, if you live nearby and want an inexpensive dog and kid-friendly get away, email me.

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I finally sent out the Evites for Tori's birthday party. After much consideration, we've decided to host it in a local park with a nice playground and three picnic tables. While we won't technically have a permit (park is in the next township over), I've been assured we won't be kicked out. How's that for a ringing endorsement?

If you didn't receive and invite and feel like you should have, email me please! I sent it out while feverish, so god knows who I've forgotten. Please don't take it personally. Seriously, I am so not thinking straight right now.

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Today I interviewed the most awesome Moxie of Ask Moxie for my mommy blogging column over at Type-A Mom. Stay tuned! Will post link once it's written. If it's nonsensical, it's because both Moxie and I were sick when we did the interview. Heh.

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I haven't said anything about BlogHer in a while. I'm still damned psyched to go, and it turns out that Sarah is able to come with me (although she's mostly skipping the conference to meet photography friends--however, she will be at the "cocktail hours"). I'm really relieved she's coming, because the whole idea of going to a strange city by myself feels, well, terrifying. I've only done that once--when I was about 19--when I went to Dallas to train on some software for the travel agency I worked in.

I'm more excited about the convention every day, I swear. I cannot wait to be around so many other bloggers and pick their brains clean of helpful blogging information. Heh.

I thought about taking the Tip Jar down (I got a bunch of negative feedback about it for a while there), but I'm going to leave it up there. I ended up paying twice what I expected for airfare (my own fault), so I can still use any help y'all feel like giving. But if you don't, no worries. I will leave it up until I go, however. Hope ya don't mind too much.

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Just found out today that I need to go get a mammogram since I turned 40. Another awesome thing that has happened because of my birthday? My insurance premium jumped $150 a MONTH. Because I'm 40. Fuckers.

One good thing that came out of seeing my doctor today (besides the antibiotics) was that I finally got a chance to discuss my weight, insulin resistance, and the possibility of using metformin. I was diagnosed, you might remember, as pre-pre-diabetic (NOT an actual medical condition; pre-diabetes is, not pre-pre) by my obviously fat phobic endocrinologist that I saw before I got pregnant with Tori. It was clear she hated fat people by the way she a) curled her lip in disgust at my weight, b) avoided touching me whenever possible except with the tip of her index finger, and c) created a fake medical condition to try to scare me skinny.

Anyway, soon after I saw her I got pregnant. She also didn't want to give me metformin because I did not show any "male" characteristics that would indicate Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (I have polycystic ovaries, but not the syndrome, since I do ovulate on my own). Anyway, I discussed this all with my doctor and she rolled her eyes at the endocrinologist and wrote me a script for it.

If you've taken metformin, please share your experience with it. I've been warned I need to avoid eating a ton of carbohydrates because they have unfortunate side effects. Is there anything else I should know about side effects? Or benefits of the drug? I'd love your feedback, since I know a bunch of you have already said you take it.

With that, I must go. Tori is asleep and Lost is coming on. Goodnight.

Ten Ways NOT To Spend Your Holiday Weekend

1. Sick.

2. So sick you can't do anything except lie on the couch and moan while an entire trailer full of people attempt to both stay out of your way and help you, while also attempting to have a good time themselves.

3. Have a sick toddler.

4. Have so sick a toddler that she whines and cries throughout the day, continually rejects her favorite person, and insists on laying on your phlegm-filled and tight-with-cold chest non-stop.

5. Have a sick toddler that develops a fever high enough that she feels like a little furnace when you pick her up out of her crib in the middle of the night, causing you to feel just a bit panicked until your husband COMPLETELY panics and starts ranting about how far away the nearest emergency room is. Thankfully, a good dose of ibuprofen and one cool non-stop-screaming bath later, she feels fine and falls back asleep.

6. Have PMS.

7. Have PMS while sick in a small 600 square-foot trailer consisting of a sick toddler, a twelve-year-old, two recent ex-smokers, three dogs, and one anxious husband.

8. Slamming doors. Thank to PMS-related door slamming and a toddler discovering the joy of said door slamming, you'll find that this is the most effective way to make EVERYONE crazy.

9. Watching endless episodes of various versions of Law & Order.

10. Because after watching twenty episodes of this show, you'll hate humanity in a whole new way.

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Five Ways You SHOULD Spend Your Holiday Weekend

1. With friends, in a place you love.

2. Around a fire outside for the first time this year.

3. Playing Texas Hold 'Em with the really cool poker chips your BFF picked up at a garage sale. Even if the twelve-year-old wins.

4. Around people that love you and take care of you when you're sick, and help with your sick kid, and don't even get too mad when you try to do all the cooking from the couch.

5. Under blue skies and cool breezes, fresh from a batch of rotten weather. That's the best.

Bonus Thing: Have friends that forgive you when they come back from holiday weekend sick themselves.

Ah, The Holiday Weekend

So I hope you all enjoy this awesome holiday weekend. We are up in the Poconos, and I plan to spend the weekend doing things like this:

And watching Tori do this:

Sarah et al are joining us tonight. We're gonna grill steaks and relax. I hope you get to do the same. :)

The Big P-O-T-T-Y Question

So. Tori is, as you all know, nearly two. Everyone around me with kids her age are talking about potty training. So what have we done about that?

NOTHING.

We don't have a mini-potty for her to play with or practice on. We haven't broached the subject at all, except to begin mentioning to her that Mommy and Daddy poop and pee in the toilet. We have no books, no cute little DVDs, and no potty training doll (do those exist?). We have nothing. Nothing at all.

Now, in our defense, at Tori's 18 month check up I asked her pediatrician about it. She said, "Eh, don't bother until you start getting dry diapers overnight." Tori wakes up now with moderately wet diaper (not heavy-soaked-through like she used to) about 75% of the time. But I have no idea if that's what the pediatrician meant, or if she meant BONE DRY.

My closest personal experience with this comes from Sarah, who potty trained her daughter very quickly. When her daughter was about three and a half, Sarah told her she would take her to Sesame Place if she started using the potty. The next day, her daughter announced that she was done with diapers and immediately switched to underwear. That was it.

That is highly appealing to me, however, it means another year and a half of diapers. I am so not sure if I'm up to that. I feel like we should start doing SOMETHING but I really have no idea what.

So. I am ready for your suggestions and ideas. Instruct me, oh wise ones. BUT I suspect this issue has just as much potential for contention and argument as any other parenting issue, so let's keep it to our own experience and not argue. M'kay?

Bring it on. We need all the help we can get.

Empathy

In 1989, when that big earthquake hit San Francisco, I was sitting at a bar that had the baseball game on. I remember watching as the players and fans reacted. Over the next several days, I saw the footage of the damage, and those poor people trapped on the bridge, and while I must have felt something--I have no memory of it. I just remember turning away from the television and ordering another drink.

In 2005, when the tsunami hit, Charlie and I were ready to go on a cruise. The television in our state room showed CNN International, which ran endless coverage of the devastation. I remember watching it with horror and grief, and feeling terrible for those people. But at the time I was so numb with grief after losing the twins in October, and so very self-centered with my pain, I felt only a distant sort of sadness about the event.

How this has all changed since having a child.

I remember people telling me that having a child was like wearing your heart outside your body. I assumed that meant that I would spend a huge amount of time worrying about Tori, being terrified that something would happen to her in this harsh world.

What I didn't know is how much the news would effect me.

When Tori was only a couple of months old, our local station ran a piece about a fire. This is not unusual--in Philadelphia, the world could be at war, but if there is a local fire BY GOD the local news will ignore all that to cover the fire in excruciating detail. In this particular fire, an 18-month-old baby was injured, and the news played a clip of the firefighters and paramedics desperately attempting to revive the baby; you could see tiny legs and arms bouncing in time with the CPR. I was trying to eat lunch at the time, Tori was asleep beside me, and I LOST IT. I dropped my food all over the floor and had my very first panic attack. My empathy meter was tuned to be so sensitive after Tori's birth that I lost all perspective--it felt to me like the fire happened to Tori. Charlie had to tell me over and over again that Tori was fine, look, she's right here, it's fine, nothing is wrong with her.

When I blogged about this, folks told me that it would get easier, that my reaction was a normal just-post-pregnancy kind of thing. And they were right. But sometimes, when the right detail comes, my empathy meter is still extremely high. Like when I was reading Newsweek and saw a photo from Myanmar and the cyclone, and saw something dead floating in the water. I stared at it--is that a frog?--until I realized it was a baby.

Or when I watch the footage of the parents in China standing in front of the only building to completely collapse in their town--the local school. With 200 children inside, all of whom died. 7000 schools collapsed in China during the earthquake. Oh my god.

Or today, when I'm driving the car to the dealership to get it serviced and NPR is interviewing a worker from Save the Children in Myanmar. He was discussing all the infants that survived without their parents. And how they can't use the local water to mix formula for them because it's too contaminated. So they are hunting for breastfeeding mothers that will be willing to take care of these children. I had to pull over, I was crying so hard. My breasts still produce a bit of milk even though Tori hasn't nursed since February; I want to hop a plane RIGHT NOW.

I knew being a parent would change me. I knew that it would be terrible watching things happen to Tori, like Saturday morning when she stepped off a piece of playground equipment and fell about three feet to the ground (and was completely unhurt). But I didn't realize that having a baby meant I became, suddenly, a member of the entire society of parents. That to some extent, all children would become my children. And that I would bleed, a little, whenever anything happened to any child anywhere.

It is challenging, but I have to say, there is a huge part of me that is grateful. For not only Tori--that goes without saying (I mean look at that new little photo of her there saying "I see you!" at the playground). But I am grateful for this connection, this little ridge of tissue that runs between me and every other parent in the world. I never want to go back to the fog of the bar where I find the earthquake that was just broadcast live only mildly interesting. I prefer feeling connected, even when it hurts.

Birthdays, and about those polygamists...

Tori's second birthday is just three short weeks from Saturday. Last year at this time invitations had been sent, plans made, and much money was being spent on balloons and other birthday crap. This year, ironically when Tori will be much more aware of the day's events, I've done NOTHING. Charlie really wants to get a pony (as I mentioned earlier) but I really think that is just not in our budget these days, and besides, I think that will go over much better at her third birthday.

We'll probably do much the same thing we did last year otherwise. Reserving a pavilion at a nearby park that's next to a playground, and inviting everyone we know for a big barbecue. But this time, we won't spend anywhere near as much on food and cake (we threw out half the cake last year because I didn't want to take it home and eat it). I hope to make it much more low-key and relaxed, and God willing, it won't be anywhere near as hot as it was last year on June 7.

But while I'm making these plans (in my limited way), I find myself thinking about the polygamists in Texas, and those 400 or so children that have been taken from their families and may be missing out on their birthday celebrations.

Recently, all the women that didn't have children under five were released from custody, and most of them returned to the ranch (although some did not). What other option did the state offer these women? Women's shelters. Where they would have no resources to visit their children, or be able to fight to get them back.

I hate this story. I hate everything about it. I hate the abuse that occurred, I hate that the children were taken away, I hate that the women can't see their children, and I hate that those kids are all in foster care. I hate it. There was no good way to deal with this situation, but it seems to me that this way was BAD.

But what I hate most of all is that the women--and the children--are the ones being punished.

The atrocities committed at the compound were done by MEN. NOT WOMEN. If you ask me (of course, no one did ask me), they should have gone in and arrested all of the men and left the women and children the fuck alone, and maybe sent in counselors and other experts to try to find out who was abused and who wants to escape from the compound. If they couldn't arrest the men, they should have at least barred them access to the compound.

I see those women, with their modest dresses and identical hairstyles and I feel it. I feel their agony about being helpless at the hands of the community they live in. But instead of empowering the women, the state waltzed in and further took away the power that these women had--the power of motherhood.

I know that I would move heaven and earth and fight as hard as I know how to get Tori back if someone took her from me. But you know what? I would fight because my mother fought for me. I would fight because I believe women deserve a voice and deserve to be heard and have rights equal to that of any man.

But these women? They don't believe that. They don't have a feminist background, or even a normal non-feminist background. They turn to their men to do the fighting, and this will perpetuate this situation endlessly.

I believe the state of Texas did have the women's best interests at heart when they raided the compound. But I do not believe that this is the right way to handle this. My heart breaks for those women and children.

So while I calmly plan my daughter's second birthday party, I will think about those women and keep them in my prayers. I may not know what the right thing to do about the situation, but there is no doubt about one thing: the whole thing just fucking blows.

Stuff I Am Not Going To Talk About

Hello! It's sunny out after a day of non-stop wind and rain. Tori is at morning care, after being trapped in the house with her all day yesterday--boy was that fun! Somehow, I managed to get caught up on work anyway. Imagine that.

But I say all that because I don't want to talk about stuff that's really going on. Particularly anything to do with food and weight. Nope, don't want to discuss it.

I don't want to talk about the fact that a chair broke under me--again--at a meeting today. It was only a little broken, and I was able to hide it during the meeting (it's not like that time I broke a camping chair and collapsed into a big pile on the ground). And maybe it's just a cheap folding chair, and was already broken, or close to it, before I sat down in it. I don't know, but I'm not going to talk about it.

I'm also not going to talk about watching a video blog post I recorded about this time last year, and how much thinner I looked then, even though I didn't weigh all that much less. But I was doing that point-counting diet at that time, and I didn't have the eating-whatever-I-want face bloat. I most definitely don't want to talk about the fact that I haven't recorded a video blog post recently because when I do, and then I watch it, I really hate how I look--so I never post it. Definitely going to avoid discussing that.

I don't want to talk about buying new shorts for the summer because the pair I wore most of last summer is just a little bit too tight, and is therefore uncomfortable. Nope. Absolutely will not be going into that.

I'm not going to address how I feel like a Healthy At Every Size (HAES) failure because I decided over the weekend that no matter how much self-love I practice, and how much I try and try to accept my body as it is, that it really, truly is just unacceptable. I cannot live at this weight, I do not like it, and I want to change it.

So if I'm not going to talk about all that, then I guess I won't be admitting that I've decided to try that oldest diet of them all--counting calories. It's been at least a decade since I counted calories, but it really is the simplest way to go, and allows me to utilize some nifty online tools that have developed so I can track the food I eat. Because if I talk about that, then you will all know I REALLY am a HAES failure because I'm practicing the D word--dieting.

And I guess I won't address the confusion I feel about the whole issue, and the rationalizations about food that fill my days--both while I diet and while I don't. Nor will I spend much time trying to understand why I feel like I'm treating my body better when I restrict and diet and exercise, instead of doing that intuitive eating thing that HAES recommends.

Since I'm not talking about any of that stuff, I can't talk about the fact that I am going to try to incorporate intuitive eating WHILE I count calories. Or the fact that I am allowing myself a generous daily calorie intake--just a few hundred calories less than is needed to maintain a body this size. Just enough to lose maybe a half a pound a week or so. Not much. Not a strict severe diet at all. But since counting calories doesn't forbid any certain foods, I am going to have to practice intuitive eating so that I can continue to eat in a sane way while controlling my volume. Because I certainly don't want to admit here that I can use up my whole daily calorie allotment with cheetos.

Nope. I am not going to talk about any of that stuff.

So what should I discuss instead? Hmmm... well, maybe I'll just direct you all to my latest post about Mommy Blogging over at Type-A Mom. Cause it sure is quiet around here.

Mother's Day

It was Mother's Day again today. I woke up as I often do--with a splitting migraine. Charlie got up with Tori and I had a blissfully medicated extra hour of sleep, and then got up to make breakfast for a trailer full of people (I did have help, thanks to Sarah's daughter). Sarah, the other mother present, ended up doing the dishes.

Mostly what today was--and I am grateful for it--was NORMAL. It was simply another day.

Mother's Day is like navigating a field of  land mines for those going through infertility. I lived through at least four Mother's Day celebrations while trying to get pregnant. The worst one, of course, came three years ago after I'd lost the twins (oddly enough, when I went back to find what I'd written that year, I find that I was so busy buying and selling a house that I managed to stuff my feelings completely and I didn't write about it at all).

Last year on Mother's Day I was still full of bitterness, even though I had Tori. I'm not sure why, but I think while Tori was a baby I found myself feeling the loss of the boys so much more acutely than I do now, both because of the passage of time and the fact that I've never really been able to think of the boys as anything other than babies (if you know what I mean).

This year, though, I am so tired from chasing a toddler around that I find myself just feeling grateful that the only real thing I noticed about the day is that I didn't have to change a poopy diaper. Which is a pretty awesome Mother's Day present, after all.

Today was just a day. I paused several times today to hug Tori and thank her for making me her mother. But that's about it. I didn't honor or acknowledge the day otherwise (oh, ok, I called MY mother).

It's not that I've forgotten about the infertile years. Or that the scars from those years have faded in any way. But I no longer feel like the world is full of sharp and pointy edges that will snag my heart and rip it to pieces at any given moment.

And that has made this my favorite Mother's Day so far.

I hope some of you feel the same, and for those who still find the world sharp and pointy, I'm thinking about you. May you someday also enjoy a Mother's Day free of poopy diapers; but while you wait, I'll keep you in my heart and in my prayers. I hope today wasn't too awful for you.

23 Months

My Darling Tori Anne,

You are 23 months old. Do you know what that means? Next month you will be TWO. I can't believe it. Unlike last year at this time, I have done no thinking about your birthday party at all. No, really, not a bit. However, your Daddy wants one thing for sure at your party: a pony. Yes, he's quite serious.

Several things have changed this month. One of the biggest changes didn't come from you, it came from us. We made the decision to stop letting you run roughshod all over us, and actually begin practicing some discipline and instituting--and honoring--some boundaries. We decided that you cannot be trusted to walk on the sidewalks unrestrained (after the third time you ran into the street) so we got you a leash. OK, not really a leash, but a little backpack that we buckle on to you that has a, well, leash attached to the back. It's been wonderful, because you don't seem to mind it and now when we walk there is NO STRESS. It's wonderful. Our new focus on keeping you safe includes the three "R's": restraint, restrict, and redirect. It has made a huge difference, and honestly, I think you are happier too. Luckily, all those times we let you watch Dora have come in handy; whenever we have to put the leash on you, we just sing the backpack song, and you happily don the contraption. See, there is a point to that annoying show after all.

You continue to be the bravest little girl I know, running far and fast, climbing high at the playground, and flinging yourself down slides while yelling "Whee!" at the top of your lungs. Nothing holds your attention for too long, however, unless there are other kids involved. Your favorite thing to do is to trick the older kids into chasing you. You love that, and when it happens, you laugh and laugh and laugh.

We took you to the zoo again recently (you hadn't been in almost a year) and WOW did you love it. It was amazing for you to see in person all those animals you've read about in your books and seen on television. You especially loved the monkeys, running up to them all yelling "Monkey!" and then making monkey sounds. It was adorable, but the monkeys just looked bored.

I know I say this every month, but your language skills have gone CRAZY. You say at least five new words a day, or at least words I haven't heard you say before. You repeat almost everything we say, which I learned the other day when you dropped your sippy cup in the car and said, "Oh fuck." You parrot sounds, songs, and words with frightening accuracy and your understanding of the words is amazing. You frequently speak in short sentences now (just the other day you said, "Mommy, sit on couch!"), and are more and more able to make your demands very, very clear.

You have also been able to grasp much more complex ideas over the last few weeks. You understand now what we mean when we say "later" and you always remember what we promised to do. Some of the concepts you get now are challenging, particularly the idea of "mine." EVERYTHING is yours. Luckily, since you know what something means when it's yours, you are also getting much better at understanding when something is NOT yours. Lucky for us. You are much better at leaving my laptop alone now (except for that time you pulled on the cord while it was charging and pulled it to the floor--fun times).

You are still great at two things--two BIG things. You are a great sleeper (12 hours a night uninteruppted plus a two+ hour a nap every day? And you sleep until 7am most days? We are SO LUCKY), and you are a good eater. Although you almost never eat vegetables. Unless we sneak them into something. Luckily, I read about a million blogs by mothers of toddlers, and you are just like every other child in the world--subsisting entirely on a steady diet of chicken nuggets. Luckily, you eat fruit and fruit strips, and you happily eat your "candy" every day (it's actually a vitamin; someday I'll tell you). You are growing fast and furious, and are cuter every single day.

Tori, you have lit my life up from the inside out. Each day with you is a wonder, and I cannot thank you enough for giving me back the small things in life: the beauty of dandelions, the joy of blowing bubbles, and the simple peace of cuddling on the couch. You are a dream come true, and I cannot wait to show you the rest of the world. I love you more and more each day.

Love,

Mommy

ASSHOLE (that would be me)

So, I've been kind of an asshole lately.

No, really. Don't rush to post comments telling me I'm not, because truly, I am. In the last few weeks I can find a half dozen places where people were unfailingly generous to me and I was dismissive or casual about their kindness--and even worse--where I acted or felt as if their generosity was my due.

From Sarah's father offering us an old TV for free for our trailer in the Poconos and my failing to call him to thank him or arrange to pick it up, to not calling Charlie's aunt (for two weeks) to thank her for my nice birthday present, to accepting an offer from a blog reader to help me get a discount on my flight to BlogHer (and also arranging the same discount for Sarah so she can go with me--on her own dime, natch) and not paying her in a timely manner and thus losing the discount (and pissing her off). Not to mention not remembering to thank my mom for babysitting, or writing something so casually dismissive in my blog that it hurt a whole group of bloggers. I won't even talk about how rude I've been to Charlie and how unsupportive a wife I've been lately.

Part of this I can blame on being an alcoholic. There's a saying in recovery that fits me perfectly; "When an alcoholic walks into a room and is greeted with cheers and joy, she feels normal. When an alcoholic walks into a room and she is treated normally, she feels left out." In my years of addiction and drinking, I suffered mightily from the idea that I would be magically plucked from my drab life into one of wonder and fame simply because I was awesome. I never felt I needed to actually DO anything to deserve the wonder and fame, it was--again--simply my due.

This is why recovery places such an intense focus on achieving humility. Because we drunks generally believe that while we may be a giant piece of shit, we are the giant piece of shit at the center of the motherfucking universe. I have to work double and triple time to keep my ego at a reasonable level--both positively and negatively. And guess who hasn't been making that many meetings lately?

Um, that would be ME.

Secondly, I realized today that some part of my callousness is related to our old pal Fred (you know, the crack addict I met at church that Charlie and I spent six months trying to help to no avail). After the cell phone incident, I made the decision that I was walking away from Fred until he was really and truly asking for help to recover from his addictions, and that as long as he planned to keep trying to keep using drugs as part of his life, he would not be part of mine (or Tori's). Charlie was going to continue to sponsor him, but once I told Fred he couldn't come to the house when I and the baby were home, he simply vanished completely.

I don't do well with letting people go. In fact, in order to let go of Fred, I didn't realize I'd done what I always do in times of grief (because grief is what I feel about Fred); I emotionally shut down. It didn't start right away, but it happened. For the first two weeks after he disappeared, I had dreams about him. Horrible dreams, where he'd been badly hurt and needed help. It was awful. I didn't know how to cope with all the feelings I had, so I simply shut down.

In the past I would have simply spent three days not getting dressed and eating cheetohs and watching television to deal with my grief about Fred. Eventually, though, I'd come out of it, and my feelings and emotional balance would return to normal.

But since I now have a child, I cannot take that "time out" to grieve. Nope. I have to be on, be happy for her, play with her, and generally participate in life. So this time when I shut down, it was somewhat incomplete and, in a way, sneaky--I didn't notice it had happened. At least, I didn't notice until I had this whole series of incidents of me being a callous asshole in the last couple of weeks, and as they began to pile up and increase in number I had to stop and go, shit, it's not the other people: it's ME.

I write all this not to explain myself, or even to ask for sympathy (in fact, I'd feel better if a lot of folks just said--yeah, Cec, you've been kind of a dick for a while). But this is my blog, and this is my space where I go to work this shit out. Writing about it helps clear my head, so forgive me for making you all my emotional dumping ground.

Today I'm off to a meeting, and then I'm taking myself to a movie (because I also know that I really DO need to take a bit of time to be alone to refresh). Tomorrow I'm also going to a meeting. Hopefully, in a few days and working to open my feelings back up--and maybe even after shedding a few tears (why is crying so hard for me?), I'll be more myself, and the world will be back in perspective: I am neither a piece of shit, nor am I the center of anyone's universe. God willing.

Ten Things I've Learned This Week Already

1. When speaking to college students about blogging (on a panel with other, more serious bloggers), casually drop the words "fat cunt" into your discussion.* That way you are assured their full, undivided attention.

2. It's really best to remove the stickers from your child's clothing prior to washing. Because trying to peel them off the walls of your washing machine? Totally sucks ass.

3. Be careful blogging tired, migrained, or irritated. Which means I'll probably never blog again.

4. That sometimes you just need someone to agree with you totally and completely, and Tertia is excellent at that. Even if her chat ability vanishes from time to time because her Internet is powered by Ibex.

5. That Twitter is a dangerous, dangerous thing and one should NOT go looking for what others are saying about you there. Very bad. Very, very bad.

6. That sidewalk chalk does NOT brush easily off jeans.

7. That it turns out I do like my pink/red (it keeps washing out back to pink) hair quite a bit, and I will probably keep it through BlogHer because, after all, the best way for folks to be able to recognize me is by saying, "I'll be the fat chick with pink hair. OK, I'll be the 40-YEAR-OLD fat chick with pink hair. OK, I'll be the one with the name-tag that says Cecily." Because who knows how many full-figured pink haired bloggers there really are, and I should not assume I am the only one, after all.

8. That no matter what I do, I cannot get my dog to get out of bed when we do. In his old age, he is turning into a sullen teenager.

9. That perhaps rather than having NOTHING to sit on in our trailer, I can indeed live with that $50 used floral print couch.

10. That when I am an idiot, it's best to apologize quickly and move on.

*I used to be in the top ten Google searches for "fat cunt." Sadly, I see I've dropped into spot #20. That is simply unacceptable, so I will have to use those words--fat cunt--several times to up my ranking. I mentioned on the panel that I was high up in the Google search for that term when they asked about how people find your blog. Heh.

Bloggity Blogging Blogness

So to practice for BlogHer, I went with Sarah to a blogger gathering here in Philly called Tequilacon. It was full of bloggers I don't know (with one exception--and I finally found my link to her blog). I worked hard to chat with folks, but man--in my old age, it has gotten SO HARD to schmooze like I used to. I ended up spending most of the evening playing with the temporary tattoos they had out (because I need MORE tattoos, obviously) and then chatting with this guy for a long time, who was rather sweet but looked! *edit* much younger to me then his 36 years. Then I had an interesting conversation with this guy, who I liked a lot (and has an adorable boy). But other than that, I mostly said hello to everyone and didn't manage to engage in a conversation with them. Part of that was because everyone was very busy getting drunk (fun for this recovering alcoholic) and part of it was because everyone knew each other and was busy hanging out. **edited to add: please don't think I'm down on Tequilacon! They were a sweet bunch of folks and were all nice to me, I just didn't have the energy to engage people who were obviously there to see people other than me.**

One thing that was interesting was that there were not very many "mommy" bloggers there, and since I have Mommy Blogging on the brain thanks to my new gig (first post is up at Type-A Mom!), I was on the lookout. I mentioned to a few folks that I was planning to go to BlogHer (most had heard of it, but didn't know much about it) and when I said that Heather Armstrong, better known as Dooce, is the keynote speaker, the most interesting thing happened: doors slammed in their eyes. One person told me, flat out, "You won't find any Dooce fans here."

Why? Maybe because in some circles (**edited to add: not necessarily Tequilacon folks!**) Mommy Blogging is often sneered at, and looked down on, by lots of other types of bloggers.

Heather's blog was one of the first I read (the first three were Dooce, Julie, and Getupgrrl) and yeah, I'm still a fan of hers. Plus, I am completely envious of her--I'd also love to support my entire family with this little blog of mine. And buy a new house and travel, like she does. But her fame comes with a downside, and part of it is this flat out hatred from some bloggers, and some of the stuff she recently addressed in her latest letter to her daughter (you know, the monthly letter idea I shamelessly stole from her).

This blog, like most of the blogs I read in the early days, started as an infertility blog. Many bloggers that I read devotedly, including Getupgrrl, vanished after they had children. Or they went password protected, or they use fake names for their kids, and many never, ever, ever post photos of their kids.

But then there are a handful like me (and like Heather) who don't blog anonymously, and post photos of their kids, and write post after post about their kids and what they are doing. Is this honest, or exploitative? Am I being unsafe and putting Tori at risk?

I was anonymous (although using my real first name) for the first two years I had this blog. It wasn't until I lost the twins and started getting some press coverage that I realized it was futile to continue to blog without discussing where I live and protecting my last name. Do I worry about that? Sure. If pro-life radicals wanted to make trouble for me, they could fairly easily find my house and, I don't know, picket it or something (not that it would be worth their while; I live in a quiet neighborhood and no one would really notice or care).

But am I exploiting Tori by writing about her here? Will she be damaged by the words I write in my blog about her? I'll admit this--I work hard to keep the stuff that drives me crazy about Tori to a minimum on here. I remember reading Dooce during Leta's (Leta being Heather's daughter) "screaming years" and wincing sometimes at the stuff she wrote about Leta. But now that Tori is almost two and screaming a bit herself, I begin to understand why she wrote about it and, in fact, derive comfort from knowing I'm not alone in coping with a screaming kid.

Just like Heather says in her latest entry.

Sure, I have ads, and I'd like more ad revenue (when I renamed my blog, I lost about 2/3 of the revenue I was earning because I broke a lot of old links, sadly. Someday I'll fix them all, like when Tori goes off to college and I have TIME). Sure, I'm using this little blog about my life and my family as a launching post to other writing gigs.

But I'm a WRITER. I've been a writer for many, many years, long before I ever blogged. But while my handful of published poems landed in tiny literary journals, more people read my words on the Internet in an hour than read all of the poems I published. So I try to write well, and about interesting things, and I work hard to stay connected to the people that are kind enough to read my blog (hey, without you guys, I'm nothing).

How do I keep myself and Tori safe? Well, I check my stats daily and watch who is linking to me. I have Google Alerts set to key phrases to make sure no one is inappropriately linking to photos (I do the same thing with the photos on Flickr). What else can I do? No, seriously, what else?

What do you think? Is Mommy Blogging dangerous and exploitative? I'll be writing more about this from a different angle over at Type-A Mom later this week, so I'm really interested in your opinions, good and bad.

But I'll tell you this; after you all stuck with me through my IVF cycle, the loss of my boys, and the birth of this glorious miracle that is currently using markers to draw on my legs, I simply cannot imagine walking away from you and your support and not letting you know how the story is turning out. Those bloggers that stopped writing after they had their kids? I miss them, terribly, every day and frankly, I feel somewhat robbed by their decision to stop sharing their lives after they have kids. So I'm still here, still writing, and I guess that makes me officially a Mommy Blogger (although Sarah insists I'm not). And I'm not going anywhere. You all are stuck with me. So are the folks at Drexel University's Week of Writers, where I'm speaking about blogging at 3pm today. Hope they are as kind to me as you are. :)

It's All Good

So, have you all heard of Type-A Mom? Well, if not, you better start to visit that site because guess who their new "mommy editor" about Mommy Blogging is?

Um, that would be me. :)

Yes, my first "pro" blogging job! Course, I don't really get paid for it (well, ad revenue) but I do get experience and a notch on my belt. So that's great. I'm thrilled. Plus it will be a fun topic to explore, something I don't really get to do here (I know I could, but I haven't yet). Anyway.

Thanks for the kind words about the "cabin," although I'm not sure how I let you folks think it was vacation. I was working, trust me! Besides the trips to Wal-Mart and thrift stores, I was trying to get some of my normal work in between chasing Tori around the trailer. Luckily, she slept like a dream up there so we got more done than we expected. We still have to furnish the living room, but what can you do? I can't make a nice used couch simply appear. Sadly.

I wish I had something more profound to say, but I have a migraine creeping in (but I had two days migraine free!). So go explore the articles at Type-A Mom and let me know what you think, m'kay?